Wednesday, November 3, 2010

99 things girls wish guys knew

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.

8. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

9. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.

10. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.

11. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

12. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.

13. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.

14. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

15. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are fake, just remember that.

16. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

17. Most of the time, when we fantasize, it's about you.

18. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

19. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

20. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

21. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

22. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

23. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

24. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

25. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

26. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

27. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

28. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

29. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

30. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

31. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

32. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

33. A smile means a lot to a girl.

34. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

35. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

36. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

37. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

38. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

39. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

40. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

41. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

42. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

43. Girls love having fun!

44. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

45. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

46. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

47. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

48. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

49. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

50. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how.

51. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand

52. When she wants a hug she will just stand there

53. When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

54. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.

55. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

56. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

57. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.

58. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

59. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

60. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.

61. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that

62. When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever

63. A kiss on the cheek means "yes".

64. We want you to put your arm around us at the theater.

65. Fighting and swearing doesn't impress us.

66. We don't always look our best, so please, get over it...

67. We're not perfect

68. The smallest things you do mean most.

69. When you say we're cold it's our invitation to come closer.

70. Hugs mean more sometimes.

71. Hold our hand and hug us in front of your friends.

72. Never force us to do something we don't want to do

73. Text us at night to wish us sweet dreams.

74. Sometimes we need your advice too.

75. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when we ask you how we look.

76. We expect you to call us.

77. We are more forgiving of you than we really should be.

78. You did something bad. We seem cool with it. We're not.

79. If you ask us out directly, we will say yes.

80. We are very impressed when you ask for our advice.

81. We are unimpressed with guys who don't take the lead.

82. We're in heaven when you hold our hands.

83. We need to hear how you feel about us. Often. Tell us now.

84. We want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.

85. If we are not feeling loved, we will start looking.

86. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.

87. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.

88. Celebrating anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

89. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

90. For the record : We'd rather you break up with as than cheat on us.

91. We remember everything about our relationship.

92. GIRLS ALWAYS LOVE FUNNY GUYS...(and you should have know this)

93. Make us curious, in a sweet way

94. Don't sing us corny love songs.

95. Tell us about your secrets to make us feel special.

96. Make us laugh. But DON'T make fun of us, even if it's a joke. Some girls are just too sensitive.

97. When you're hanging out with some of your pretty girl friends (or worse, your flirty ex girlfriend), you make us feel insecure, and we hate that.

98. If you remember some of the little things about our habits, we really really think you're super sweet.

99. You should know all this and more with-out us telling you.

*thanks sheila.aku copy from blog kau :)

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